I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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