Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
false alarm, still single
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