she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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