We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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