You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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