The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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