This girl is more easily done than said...
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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