I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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