All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
