ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
This is the high leading the old right now
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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