ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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