It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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