Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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