Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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