Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
only you would photoshop your dick
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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