We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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