Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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