Your tits are I can't wait for
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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