Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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