And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Randomize
