your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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