On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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