We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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