Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Two words: nipple clamps
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