omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Can I color on your dick again?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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