In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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