awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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