you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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