My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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