YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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