You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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