His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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