We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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