What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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