What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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