oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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