Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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