Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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