Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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