no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
