Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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