Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
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just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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