And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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