She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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