no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
This is the high leading the old right now
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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