Your tits are I can't wait for
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
My feet surprised me
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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