THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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