Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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