That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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