i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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