I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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