I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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