friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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